First episode of Black and White.
Nitro and Eggbomber were walking down the street.
(Eggbomber): Dude, I need a job.
(Eggbomber): There is nothing to do here.
(Nitro): Um, we could join the bird army. I like destroying stuff.
(Eggbomber): Me too.
(Nitro): We could join.
(Nitro): Let's do it.
(Nitro): Let's go.
(Eggbomber): Of course now.
(Nitro): Ugh, let's go.
They went to a place with a sign saying "Join the bird army and protect the eggs." In line was an orange bird.
(Orangebird): HI MY NAME IS EGNARO
(Egnaro): IM THE SECOND ORANGE BIRD TO JOIN THE BIRD ARMY I LOVE INFLATING AND STUFFZ IT S SOO FUN
Egnaro inflated and Nitro and Eggbomber flew backwards.
Nitro was smashed into a wall and exploded, sending Eggbomber flying back and hitting the huge Egnaro.
(Egnaro): DO YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE INFLATING
(Egnaro): BECUZ OF THIS
Egnaro deflated and flew everywhere, and sending Eggbomber towards a wall.
(Eggbomber): AHHHHHH YOU'RE INSANE
(Egnaro): I know, right?
(Nitro): Ugh, let's just join the army.
(Egnaro): You sorta destroyed the coffee shop there.
(Eggbomber): You did!
(Egnaro): NO U
(Nitro): Let's just join the army.
They went in line. The line went on until Egnaro, Eggbomber and Nitro reached the yellow bird at the end.
(Yellow bird): Okay, do you want to join the bird army?
(Yellow Bird): You're accepted.
(Egnaro): YAY IM SO HAPPY NOW
(Eggbomber): That was pretty quick.
(Egnaro): You know what I do when I'm happy?
(Nitro): Please don't inflate please don't inflate
(Egnaro): I INFLATE
Egnaro infla`ted sending Nitro and Eggbomber backwards.
Five minutes later, Nitro, Eggbomber and Egnaro went to a line of birds, in front of a red bird.
(Redbird): I am your general, GENERAL FURIOUS. As my name suggests, I'm really furious if you do stuff I don't like! So we protect the eggs like our lives depend on it! Or I'll kick your angry butts!
(Nitro): Wow, you need to relax a bit.
(General Furious): What did you say?
(Nitro): Go to a spa or something.
(Eggbomber): Nitro, shut up...
(Furious): I am furious and I know it!
(Nitro): Well then relax a bit.
(Eggbomber): Just shut up...
(Furious): DO YOU WANT A TRIPLE SHIFT TODAY?
(Nitro): Do you want a spa coupon today?
(Egnaro): Err, Nitro I may be crazy but this isn't a good idea...
(Furious): ON THE FLOOR SOLDIER! I WANT FIFTY PUSH-UPS OR YOU ARE FIRED!
(Nitro): And I want fifteen million dollars.
(Eggbomber): Can I talk with Nitro?
(Furious): Make him shut up.
(Eggbomber): STOP IT YOU IDIOT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
(Nitro): What's wrong with him?
(Eggbomber): Shut up Nitro.
(Nitro); But he does need a spa.
(Furious): ARE YOU TWO DONE TALKING?
(Nitro): Are you getting a good night sleep tonight?
(Furious): THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GETTING A TRIPLE NIGHT SHIFT AS THE FINAL BIRD!
(Nitro): But will you get a spa treatment?
Later, Nitro was locked in a cage.
(Furious): Happy now?
(Nitro): Are you relaxed now?
(Eggbomber): You did deserve it dude.
(Egnaro): I can free you if you want. Let me slide in.
(Furious): No one's helping him get out! Krush come here!
(Krush): Raghag. What me do.
(Furious): Protect the cage Krush.
(Krush): No one approach cage with me here.
A Blue Bird came running in.
(Bluebird): The pigs have stolen the eggs again!
(Furious): WHAT? ALL THE OTHER BIRDS ARE ON THERE WAY TO THE COFFEESHOP!
(Eggbomber): Except us.
(Furious): EGNARO! EGGBOMBER! KRUSH! GO ATTACK THOSE DANG PIGS!
(Nitro): Will you join?
(Furious): I need to stop you from going away!
(Nitro): I've got so-
(Furious): SHUT THE FUDGE UP
(Furious): Now Eggbomber, Egnaro, Krush, go blast the heck outta those dang piggies!
(Egnaro): WOOT IIIINNNNNFLAAAAAAAATIIIIIING
They ran to the catapult, and saw the pigs building..
(Egnaro): WOW SO MUCH STONE
Egnaro threw himself, and hit the stone castle. Then he inflated.
(Egnaro): I didn't hit anything BUT WHO CARES INFLAAAAAATIOOOOON (deflates)
(Krush): You go now.
(Eggbomber): But I'm-
Eggbomber was sent and pooped a bomb. It didn't affect much.
(Eggbomber): DANG MY UNEXPLOSIVE POOOOOOOOOOOP
(Krush): Now Krush destroy.
Krush missed the building.
(Egnaro): And I thought my turn was bad.
(Krush): Shut up orange chicken. You tiny.
(Egnaro): (inflates) OH YEAH
(Krush): AHHHHHH ORANGE CHICKEN SCARY
(Furious): Idiots! I'll have to do it myself.
Furious flew and didn't affect the building at all.
(Helmet Pig): YAY FUDGE YOU BIRDS!
(Nitro): This is my time. (jumps in his cage) I'm becoming red! (explodes and destroys the cage) Now to save the eggs!
Nitro put himself on the catapult and destroyed half the structure. All pigs were dead.
(Furious): Huh, so you did help us anyway.
(Furious): Whatever. You can stay.
(Eggbomber): Cool dude.
(Egnaro): INFLATION TIME
(Furious): Go to the coffeeshop now. Buy something nice.
They went to the coffee shop.
(Eggbomber): Yay, that was fun.
(Nitro): Pfft. He still needs to go on vacattion or something.
Furious ran towards them.
(Furious): NITRO WHAT DID YOU SAY?
(Nitro): Egnaro. Inflate. Now.
(Egnaro): YAY (inflates and sends Nitro and Eggbomber flying)
TO BE CONTINUED